Cliches are bad. Maybe not up there on the list of sins with paedophilia and cruelty to animals, more like bad breath and loutish manners. Or MSG, artificial colouring and racism.
No problem, take these 10 steps to put an axe to the root of the cliche tree. If your tummy doesn’t show measurable results within 30 days, your money back guarantee kicks in (*) terms and conditions apply.
The recipe is long and involved, and out of respect for your time and attention span they wont be laid out here; just put in any arbitrary 10 steps here and go do it. Yep, thats all there is to it. It works, now do it.
Why am I not providing the steps?
Because that would be a cliche, would it not? Besides, who ever follows the advice of any wisecrack? Including that of brother Phil, and others whom we refrain from mentioning lest we offend peeps with religious convictions.
And whats with the flat tummy promise? Thats just the bonus, for you. And the remedy is the same, anyway, because deep down all things are the same (maybe not but who is gonna contest a statement like that?). The act of reading this is probably as effective as any other corrective measure for tummy curvature. Plus it is much less effort, cheaper, about as well tested as any other advice, and free (* terms and conditions apply). Plus of course, there is something in it for me, which is really what everything is about. Well, I suspect Google likes popular words like flat stomach. Flat stomach, flat tummy, six pack, washboard abs … there Google, happy? Now push up my rankings already. So the good citizens out there can read how to improve their lives.
(*) Conditions of guarantee: Since you paid no money that cannot be refunded. But you have spent time, and eyeball exposure and hopefully some synaptic acitivity on this blog (yeah, sorry, if you have read this far you surely have). And that deserves a refund if things dont pan out as promised. Now here is the clever way out: you send me money and I will officially consider you as having not laid out the abovesaid outlay. If you want I will even confirm the status right here on this blog. All is reset to as it was before, I am richer and you havent read my blog because your memory is erased. Which of course has the logical implication that you will read it again if you come across it again … I dont have to explain that, do I? And so it goes on.
The following list of good people havent read this blog and paid good money to have the fact attested to:
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